I simply love this:
"You're the greatest thing! I seriously like you alot! Oh my gosh can we just spend every second together? You are so amazing! And don't worry that it's only the second date and I've already tried to kiss you like three times, I just like you that much. Oh! Now I've been seeing you for a week and I try to make out with you all the time, but seriously, you're just so great, where have you been all my life?! Uhh.. nooo, I don't have a girlfriend. We broke up two weeks ago, it's all good. What do you mean that's really soon and you don't feel comfortable with this?! You are so gay! Fine! You retard! I'm just going to move on to another girl that's really easy! You weren't even worth it! And I probably won't ever talk to you again. You're such a freak. Those rumors you're hearing? I'm spreading them. That's right, I'm telling every one that we made out a ton even though I didn't like you. I'm also saying that you're really easy and basically anyone could get you. Mhm. That's what you get for getting all weird when you found out about me and my ex. Who, by the way, I'm still with. Unofficially. Yep, I drive back home every single weekend to see her! All those pictures on facebook of me and her are even more proof that I totally led you on and lied to you and used  you. Am I a jerk? Yes. Am I a dirty rotten piece of crap?! YES."

Oh Taylor, thank you so much for breaking my heart and confidence like that. Every girl definitely wants to get used. I hope you get yours someday for what you did to me. I hope I never fall for some d-bag players bull crap like I did yours.

I deserve so much better.