Texting Problems.

My new phone doesn't like my style of texting very much yet.

My style of texting directly reflects how I speak in real life

so I liberally sprinkle in "haha"s and smileys where they really would be.

My phone translates more than one "haha" {as in "hahahhaha"} into "hatchbackers" and with every extra haha it says hatchbackgagagag.

My phone also doesn't believe in the use of the word "crap" and instead goes for "bras". "Holy bras" and "what the bras" it is, phone.

Smiley faces must have a nose like this :-) and erasing the nose pisses my phone off.

The first typing function my little phone comes up with when I go to create a new message is caps lock T9. "HEY JULIE ARE YOU HOME?" and "WHAT TIME ARE WE MEETING?" have almost been sent on more than one occasion.