Preface: My first Sunday here one of the RM's hit on me. His name was David, maybe? Kenzi quickly told me what a dirty little man whore {horrible stories} he was so I brushed him off. Yes, I am awesome, hit on me all you like, I am not giving you what you want. Two weeks later he showed up at my house in an attempt to flirt with me. David was quickly shut down. That was the last I saw of him for two/three weeks.
David came over. Well, after a fun discussion on Mordor and burning rings with Alex over chat, I decided to emerge from my cave and eat something. David had not lost interest in me since that first Sunday. Quickly he began flirting with me. It was ridiculous. I didn't play along so much as act super cocky and full of myself. It came across like flirting. Well, this nonsense lasted for a while before Kenzi casually dropped something about Alex, "oh yeah, her boyfriend.. blah blah blah" David's face fell. And I went to bed.
Here's the real point of telling this story:
I... am a cruel person. >:)
Any and all who know me know that I have very little self-confidence on most days and an outrageous amount on other days. Usually, when guys check me out I just think they're staring because I sat in something or have something on my face or there's toilet paper hanging from me or whatever. I'm seriously oblivious. Most of the time. Not today!!! Confidence overload! That's right, David! Welcome to my game.. *he he*
1. I will fool you into thinking that I'm awesome. I'm going to mention all the really great things I do and am and talk myself up really big. Hence the cocky, arrogant behavior. I'm sexy and I know it? Yeah, that sort of thing. I will make myself sound amazing within just a few minutes. It will require zero flirting on my part, just lots of confidence and acting skills, and you will be hooked. "Well, this chick is amazing! I gotta know more." Yes, David, you do, fall for my lies.... >:)
2. This is where I will start subtly flirting. So subtly that you will be drawn in but I can put it off to "being nice" later. {A common mistake I make actually.. I thought I was being nice to x-number of guys and suddenly BAM they want to take me out?!! Frick, man, I can't win} This is also where I will employ playing-hard-to-get. You'll start trying to talk to me and I'll either play hard to get by ignoring you or acting disinterested or I will subtly flirt by acting really interested in what you have to say. I'm not David, I'm not.
3. Drop the "I have a boyfriend" card. This is really where the entertainment is. It all builds up to this moment. "She's awesome, she's awesome, she's awesome, OH.." That's right, I am not on the market. Especially not to creepers like you. You'll get just on the verge of asking for my number and I'll mention, "I was out with le boyfriend last night..." and wait for the reaction. Oh David, classic face-fall. Your smile started to drop and then you froze it to avoid suspicion. Frozen mid-smile, your eyes went blank for just a split second too long. You did have a nice recovery though, dirt-bag, and you started talking again like it hadn't happened.
Wasn't that fun, David? Did you like being led on for an evening like you've done to so many others? Were you upset you didn't get any action out of me like you wanted?Was that fun for you? I enjoyed it, David. Thank you so much.
I felt justified in being cruel to him since he is a disgusting person that I am not a fan of. Jerks should be put in their place. Even though it isn't even my place to do so...
Disclaimer: I'm not an awful person. I'm really joking for most of this. I would never intentionally play with someone's heart or lead them on. I may friend zone people {which has been accused of being just as bad even though it's not}or playfully flirt, but I'm not really a jerk. Tonight was an exception and I was kidding about most of this anyway. :)
