February 26, 2012

Tiffany the Slut

I moved in this semester to an apartment in Wyview with Kyla and Kenzi. Last semester they had a different roommate, one that I was replacing... Tiffany.
Tiffany was nuts, according to them. She stopped going to classes about two weeks into the semester and would just lay around on the couch watching tv all day. Not only that but she was a total whore. She would have guys over all the time, random guys, just to make out and have sex. She really was a slut. Just hearing about the things she did makes me angry. After fall semester she moved to California with a guy she met over Facebook. Apparently he was super crazy and just using her for her money {she's loaded} and when she ran out of money they moved back to Provo {where her parents are}. This weekend he went crazy on her. He said there was no chemistry, she didn't have big enough boobs for him, and he just wanted to sleep around anyway. Tiffany was broken up with. Tiffany is currently estranged from her family and gave up all her friends for this douche bag. Tiffany had nowhere to go when she was broken up with. Tiffany came here. Since Friday night she has been occupying our apartment. All she does is use our stuff, eat our food, and cry and whine about her problems. I cannot tell you how many times in these past two days that I have heard her complain about what an idiot her ex is but when someone says, "good! Yes, he is an idiot! Get over it!" and she says in the most obnoxious voice with fake sobs, 
"But I llllovvvvvveeee hiiimmm!!!!"
Cue Mackenzie punching Tiffany in the face.
Actually, it's rather entertaining for me. I love love love hearing other people's drama. When I see Whitney the first thing I say is, "what's the new drama?" and she'll start going off with stories. It's fabulous. I don't want the drama! I want to hear about it though. So, even though I am hating having this little skank here, it's giving me a lot to be entertained by. :) 


Regardless, it's time for her to go.