Uh huh, you were totally "asleep" and forgot.
I saw that you updated your Facebook like twenty minutes ago, jack hole.
I really hate excuses from people. If you don't want to, say no. If you can't make it, tell me. If you don't want to talk to me, don't.
But do not,
I repeat, do not,
give me a lame excuse that anyone could see through. I deserve more than that.
