Verily verily

From the Elders Quorum President.

Dear Amazing members of the BYU 122 Ward,
For those of you who may have noticed, it is winter time. Therefore I say unto my beloved brethren, that the days are much shorter and the air is much colder. Nevertheless and notwithstanding the diligent students of BYU continue their studies through the mists of darkness. Therefore, I beseech of you my beloved brethren that we make and oath and enter into a covenant, that from this day forward, no longer will the sisters have to travel by foot through the great mists of darkness that they may not become lost to us. Verily verily I say unto you my beloved brethren, rise up from the dust and become men, or in other words, post your name, phone number, and when you are available to help give rides or accompany these fine young ladies to wherever they may go. And now I say unto you my beloved brethren, that if you do this great shall be your reward in heaven (and possibly cookies in your belly).

I like this ward. :)