Application for Scholarships Prompt: write a brief biographical sketch about yourself

"The hood is where I call home. Running from the cops is what I do. I like to consider myself the next Al Capone. Basically. But I’ll call myself Al Cappucino. I ain’t no disrespector of persons. Yo. So now I’m here at the old Y, gettin’ a degree in being a Bad-A. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SCHOLARSHIP PEOPLE."