Someone needs to give me a hug. Preferably someone male. An attractive male someone. That is tall. Who has really nice abs. And smells like volunteer work at a soup kitchen. And has a perfect smile and deep laugh. And has a beard. And wears flannel shirts. And is hopelessly in love with me! He needs to exist and then give me a hug.

Can you tell that I have an odd taste in men? Hahhaa, I'm going to end up a crazy cat lady.