I can't decide if I'm a morning person or not.
Because, on the one hand, I always have this insatiable urge to wake up early in the fear of wasting the day. I love getting up early, working out, doing some scripture study, and watching the sunrise. I really, really like that.
But, on the other hand, I hate people in the morning. Oh my gosh I will be so angry with you if you look at me, let alone talk to me, in the first hour after I wake up. No, not "good morning". Shut up. Don't talk to me. There's a reason I woke up early and I promise it is not to talk to you.
So.. does that make me a morning person that's a jerk or an early-rising jerk that isn't a morning person?
The point of this story was that I think breakfast is not fair.
I love eating and breakfast is definitely one of the best meals to eat. There are so many different things I want to eat when I wake up. Mmm, waffles, pancakes, cereal, orange juice, scrambled eggs, bacon, omelets, smoothies... I want it all. Unfortunately, as an early-rising non-morning-person jerk I have zero patience to make myself any of that. Just like I don't want to talk to anyone, I don't want to make food. I need to do one of three things. Either hire someone to cook for me, move in with a chef that doesn't talk, or marry a hot man that loves me so much that he makes me a delicious meal every morning.
Why is it getting up so hard?
