So sorry, my dear internet friends, that I have been so absent on bloggage lately!

I have nothing to blog about, you see.

Because, basically, my days go like this:

Maybe I'll get up. Well, it's only 8.. why? But then I'll feel like a lazy bum if I don't. But you don't need to! You have a whole day to do nothing! Okay, compromise, I'll sleep in fifteen more minutes and then get up. So now it's 815, guess I'll just get up. Get in the shower maybe? Okay, after two hours of lazily getting ready {not because it takes that long, because I have as much time to take as much time as I want}, I should reeeeally do something now. What to do.. what to do.. I guess I could clean the kitchen again. Yeah, let's do that. And maybe I'll drive around town aimlessly for a little while, or run errands for mom. Yeah, okay.. And um, a nap! A nap sounds great. So does some wall-staring {a really fun activity in which you stare at walls or out windows with an expression on your face that causes people to think that you're busy thinking deep thoughts or philosophizing about the state of the world but really you're not thinking at all}. Oh, the kids are home from school! I guess I'll.. talk to them? Play with them if they want. Ah, I'll watch a cartoon with them as well. Yes, that I shall do. So, now it's dinner time. After eating I'll go ahead and.. clean.. again. Laundry! I'll do like seven loads of laundry. And watch a movie with the parents. And then.. go to sleep. After sleeping I'll probably repeat the cycle with little variation. Maybe I'll go shopping. Maybe I'll go outside. Maybe I won't.

That. is how I spend my days. The last month has been frittered away in this fashion.

Needless to say         ...         I have little to say. 

And I'm going insane.

It was awesome for about a week. Now I need something to do! 

I miss schoolwork.

My gosh I can't believe I just said that....