Oh, ya know, just worked eleven hours today. On my feet the whole time. Did not eat one meal. Very little sleep. That my body is still functioning is a miracle really! It's a good thing I'm at the prime of my life and can do crap like this! ;) Isn't that a weird thought? That this right here is the prime of my physical life? That's rather depressing and terribly motivating. I need to go climb a freaking mountain guys! While I still have it in me! Soon I'll be old and decrepit, on my death bed. I can feel the time drawing near. It's close, so close. There's a light.. I'm going toward the light, Jimmy! I'm letting go! I'm.. *blah*


I definitely just went Team R with Kaila and am super hyped up on non-existent energy right now. WHEEE!!!! I could run a marathon! I could eat fourteen bags of chips! I could roll around scream-laughing with Kai! Oh wait.. I just did!!!


Kaila was in the bathroom and I was walking towards her from the kitchen. The only lights that were on were the bathroom and the upstairs light. She was standing in the doorway flickering it on and off with a menacing stare so I said, "wow, this is just like a horror movie." Just as I made that remark I glanced a little to the left, toward my parents doorway, and saw a tiny little face staring at me before she plunged us into darkness again. I screamed and told her to turn on the light but by that time I'd scared her so much that instead of turning the dang lights on she rushed at me and stood cowering, 5'5" behind me, 5'2". We backed away and then a child's body stepped into the very, very dim light emanating from upstairs. We all screamed, Kaila, myself, and Grant, the child's body who had just gone in to ask mom if he could get a drink. I scared him so badly the first time that I screamed that he had the most somber look on his face that only served to scare the living daylights out of Kaila and myself even more. He looked like a child from one of those demented horror movies with small children that are possessed. I'm going to say something like The Exorcist or The Unborn. He looked just like that. Needless to say, Kaila and I screamed and jumped back about four feet before realizing it was just Grant at which point we collapsed on the ground crying and laughing. The poor little boy got his water and went to bed; proud that he had scared his older sisters into tears and a little shaken that his older sisters had scared him too. 


Highlight of the night right there. Of course, that ties with Kaila whispering {because she was laughing so hard} "Kenzie just had her pants off!" while we were interpretive dancing.


Kaila and I like to dance. The music just owns us. It's in mah blooooood. ;) Stadd put on a song for us to listen to and naturally we began to dance. As we were Team R-ing it up, we began interpretive dancing. Much flailing and rolling around commenced. I was in the middle of wriggling and doing a more contemporary worm on the ground when Kaila reached out her hand and... managed to completely pull down my pajama pants. I don't often {ever} go commando so I was wearing underwear and all.. but yeah.. that was somethin' else. I flung myself to the floor and blindly searched for my pants while trying to dance still and she collapsed in hysterical fits of laughter. Between gasps for breath she managed to utter, "Kenzie just had her pants off!" much like a three-year-old might laugh hysterically when a joke is made about certain bodily functions or someone jokingly trips and falls on their face. Tears rolled down her cheeks, literally, not metaphorically, and I continued my dance.






Oh gosh.


I just reached that point where you're scared to stop typing because you know you'll fall dead asleep.


A'ight. Time to accept my fate. Goodnight world. You've been *sniff sniff* so good to me. I shall miss thee! Until the morrow, my dear companions! My heart shall search for thee high and low until we are reunited, life! Adieu, adieu.


*sweeping bow*
*lights out*
*applause applause*