June 25, 2013

I realize that I'm fantastic. Well aware, folks. I know I've got a ton of worth and deserve the best.
But even that doesn't stop me from questioning why this boyfriend of mine stays with me.
Even after I treat him like dirt and under appreciate him.. He's still there, desperately wanting to make me all better. Every time. Without fail.
He's like a golden retriever that loves loves loves you even after you leave him out in the cold all night. On purpose. Without food.
He's Dug from Up.
My gosh I'm dating Dug.
And I'm the grumpy old man.. D,: