Two things that Julie says that made me feel homicidal.

1. Julie and I are an inch and a half apart. I'm, 5'2", she's 5'1/2". I'm super curvy. She's super skinny. Naturally our weights vary. Oddly though, they vary by twenty pounds. Not to get too personal or anything but I'm 115 and she's barely 95. She raves about it. "I just can't believe I weigh so much less than you! Wow!" Julie. Shut up.
2. Julie has a great job and has been working since she was sixteen. Of course she's saved up a lot of money over the years. As we are best friends we discuss personal finances and stuff. I'm dirt poor. She's crazy loaded. Every time we talk about it she's all "I've worked really hard and saved my money very well. blah blah blah." What she always fails to mention is that her parents pay tuition, rent, car insurance, phone bills, etc, etc. I'm sure it's easy to save up several thousand dollars when you aren't spending it all on living like a real adult.