Somewhere a job waits for me, and me alone, as only I possess the qualities and skills just right for it. Unfortunately this job decided to hide deep inside a cave on the inside of a mountain. Know what? No. This job is in Mordor. And we all know that one does not simply walk into Mordor. That's how hard this job is to get to. AHHHHHHGGHFHCRUCSHVKLVFD.