This post is directed at me mum, but I'm sure you'd love to read it anyway so be my guest ;)

So, with the advent of my birthday {two weeks, people! two weeks!} I decided it would be wise to instruct you on what to give me. I trust your instincts but here's some help in case you get lost or lazy.

• Colored pens. I need and want pens that are colored. Reds, greens, and oranges are a must have.
• Josh Hutcherson. I want him.
• Nude-colored heels!!! Payless has 'em for like $18 right now.. :)
• Mod Bod shirts and tanks from Costco. Necessity.
• Money. Haha, just kidding.. kinda.. haha..
• New phone. I don't actually need or want this, I'm just throwin' it out there. Why not, right?
• A day off work. My gosh please find a way to make this happen for me.
• Clothes. Always clothes.
• Sheep! Always sheep!
• Cheesecake. This has happened on my birthday for the last several years, don't fail me now.
• Camera cord? New camera? Again, doesn't hurt to ask.

It'd be nice to get all of these things but I suppose I can settle with one or seven. You know what else I'd want, mommy? A date with a hot man. Can you make that happen? No? Gosh dang it, mom.
Love you mommy! I can't wait to go boating with you guys on Friday! Have a great day at "work"!