Lasagna is the grossest thing ever. Nasty. Sickening.

"I'd starve your fears and feed your dreams"

-Blake Shelton

Work entails that I be a nurse, dentist, chef, maid, mother, friend, mother, and advocate.
Sound exhausting? It is.

I have trouble making prolonged eye contact {usually my specialty} with attractive men.
They're just so. darn. beautiful. I. can't. look.

This is for every single stupid boy I've come in contact with that doesn't understand the three-point rule.

Come on, guys, let's get this straight.

This applies to us women too!

Hilarious quote of the day:

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

-Oscar Wilde

I kind of really like this song.